Posts tagged Eminem
P.I.M.P: The Miseducation of Slim Shady, pt. 3
May 1st
Marshall Mathers jerked awake, his naked body covered in sweat. He threw the sheets off, and let the cool air of the hotel suite hit his skin. It had been a week since his encounter with Nelly, Justin Timberlake, and Nick Cannon and each day made Slim more and more paranoid that someone would find out about what happened. Climbing out of bed, the white rapper went to the bathroom and decided that since he… Keep Readin…
Big Dick Nick: The Miseducation of Slim Shady, pt. 2
Apr 23rd
Marshall Mathers strode out of Nelly’s hotel suite with the key card Nelly had given him as he departed, clutched firmly in hand. His mind, still slightly clouded from the killer weed, was just starting to comprehend the seriousness of what had just happened. The richest white rapper in the world had just let an equally rich black rapper fuck his virgin ass and mouth. As he walked out of the hotel, with his hood… Keep Readin…
The Miseducation of Slim Shady, pt. 1
Apr 18th
Marshall Mathers sat quietly in his seat. He was bored out of his fucking mind, especially since he was sitting here listening to fuckin Bono rattle on during his speech for Ass Kissin, Tree Humpin, Motherfucker of the Year award. All Slim could think about was getting out of this dumbass Grammy award show so he could burn a blunt and jack his prick without getting harassed by his agent, or his lawyers, or that… Keep Readin…
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